I feel like I should make this blog comedic and sorta for entertainment purposes! So here we go!
Okay – I’ll start off by saying…. I’m not really funny. I try REALLY HARD and I get a few laughs every once in a while, but usually I end up being lame and people stare at me like I’m giving birth to sharks out of my ears or some crazy shizzaz.
HOWEVER, DON’T LEAVE JUST YET (I’m talking to you, yeah, YOU! The brunette staring dumbfounded into their screen)!
Now, my comedic ways started around… say… 2005? Yes. For that’s the year my brother and I named our dog after a vegetable (fruit…?)(NO It’s a veggie I think).
She was called: Pickles.
^That girl is my life and soul!
Whenever I mention her lovely name, folks can’t help but snicker, or be like: WHAT THE HELL!!!!!! They’re sometimes trying to be funny and say something along the lines of: “Lolz soundz lieek a kindergartener named dat haha ROTFLMAO.”
You, my friend, are correct. Indeed. One did.
I take pride in the name, and will forever try and be the goof that names their animals after vegguits. If your dog’s name is Pickles… then you are amazing. Tell me if you have other crazy pets’ names! I’m seriously curious…
(Of course, Pickles was named after a horse whose real name was Freckles but oh well we were young, and our brain didn’t remember those details)
So did you laugh at that little anecdote of my life? No? Did it make you smile? ….No? GOOD. Challenge excepted. Now it’s time for me to share a joke. You may have heard it before, so prepare yourself. You ready reader? Deep breath…
“I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.”
I decided to go with the theme of dogs.
Yeah I didn’t laugh either. Well – This one I think is actually funny:
>>>Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
Watson pondered for a minute.
“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.”
“Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.”
“Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.”
“Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.”
“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”
“What does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”<<<<
Oh Watson, you crazy cat! Comment and follow and like or whatever and maybe actually tell me how to run a blog. 😀
I’m thinking I’m gonna have Rant Wednesdays, Book Suggestion Sundays, Fantastic Friday (?), and eMotional Mondays (MAYBE THE REST CAN BE RANDOM). I’ll probably add jokes at the end of my blogs or something… Thanks! Have a bright day ladies, gentlemen, and those who have yet to make up their minds.